{"id":1023,"date":"2012-05-17T08:21:41","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T13:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=1023"},"modified":"2012-05-17T08:25:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T13:25:30","slug":"the-governing-state-of-nate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=1023","title":{"rendered":"The governing state of Nate."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this and had to share it. It just so well describes the way I think things run in Nate. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<h6 data-ft=\"{&quot;type&quot;:1,&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\">All the organs of the body were having a meeting,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> Trying to decide who was the one in charge.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body&#8217;s systems, so without me nothing would happen.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge, said the blood, Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you&#8217;d all waste away.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge, said the stomach, Because I process food and give all of you energy.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge,said the legs, because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge,said the eyes, Because I allow the body to see where it goes.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> I should be in charge,said the rectum, Because I&#8217;m responsible for waste removal.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> And insulted him,So in a huff, he shut down tight.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> The stomach was bloated,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> The legs got wobbly,The eyes got watery,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> And the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the boss<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> The @ss hole is usually in charge!<\/span><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this and had to share it. It just so well describes the way I think things run in Nate. Enjoy. All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. I should be in charge, said the brain, Because I run all the body&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1023","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1023"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1025,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1023\/revisions\/1025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}