{"id":323,"date":"2011-12-11T23:46:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T04:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=323"},"modified":"2011-12-12T00:13:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T05:13:34","slug":"december-babies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=323","title":{"rendered":"December babies."},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hailie. The birthday girl.<\/p><\/div>\n

Today we went to my niece Hailie’s 3rd birthday party. It was a lot of fun. The boys had a great time it was held at Air Zone<\/a>, it is a children’s play center that has jumping castles and a ball pit. The Kids ran around like the crazy people they are and pigged out on food.<\/p>\n

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Cam on a see-saw.<\/p><\/div>\n

But being at a birthday party in December made me think of my own birthday as a kid. Being born in December is the worst. I know a lot of people complain about when their birthday is but December really does suck. If you try to have a party a lot of people don’t want to come for three reasons.<\/p>\n

1. The weather can get nasty and so they don’t want to drive in it.
\n2. They don’t want to buy a gift. They are already spending enough on Christmas presents.
\n3. They have other places to be. Christmas parties, family get togethers.That sort of thing.<\/p>\n

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Nate climbing the big air slide. My fearless wonder.<\/p><\/div>\n

It always made it hard to really enjoy my birthday. I guess that’s why I liked the family parties the best. They had to show up and the food was better then the cheap pizza they give you at the kids party places.<\/p>\n

So if you get invited to a December birthday party and dread going remember they can’t do anything about when they were born and please try to be nice. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today we went to my niece Hailie’s 3rd birthday party. It was a lot of fun. The boys had a great time it was held at Air Zone, it is a children’s play center that has jumping castles and a ball pit. The Kids ran around like the crazy people they are and pigged out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":324,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions\/324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}