{"id":454,"date":"2012-01-10T22:09:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T03:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=454"},"modified":"2012-01-18T23:45:46","modified_gmt":"2012-01-19T04:45:46","slug":"beginning-to-cook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"Beginning to cook."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s something just about everyone learns at some point but for me learning to cook was sort of different. I learned not because it interested me or because it was time so that I would one day be independent. No I learned because I was a smart ass. It also happened over a few occasions. I remember one of the first things I ever cooked was a grilled cheese sandwich (well thats what it was suppose to be). Mom had made dinner, left overs I think, what ever it was I didn&#8217;t want it and I was at a mouthy stage (I think 7 or 8 years old)\u00a0 so I said I wasn&#8217;t eating it and mom told me she wasn&#8217;t making anything else so I could either make food myself or go hungry. So I decided I would. I started making a grilled cheese, which I burnt and got made and blamed the stove and the frying pan. I started again and thinking I was smart put bread in the toaster and then when it was toasted I put cheese on it and microwaved it and claimed it as &#8220;my grilled-less cheese&#8221;. It didn&#8217;t taste the same but I had done it and that was all I cared about. I had cooked. I do remember mom trying to help by giving me directions but being the independent soul I was I didn&#8217;t listen. Come to think of it I still don&#8217;t take direction when I cook. Recipes, ha. That sounds like work. I cook by trial and error. If it tastes bad, well, don&#8217;t make it again. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s something just about everyone learns at some point but for me learning to cook was sort of different. I learned not because it interested me or because it was time so that I would one day be independent. No I learned because I was a smart ass. It also happened over a few occasions. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beginnings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":456,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}