{"id":942,"date":"2012-04-07T22:59:53","date_gmt":"2012-04-08T03:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=942"},"modified":"2012-04-07T22:59:53","modified_gmt":"2012-04-08T03:59:53","slug":"the-roten-easter-egg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=942","title":{"rendered":"The roten easter egg."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get this holiday! <\/p>\n<p>Okay I know the Christian belief, the cross, the tomb, the rising again. <\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t get is the chocolate eggs, the bunny, egg hunt. Why does a man sized bunny sneek around leaving hidden chocolate eggs? I mean really? A giant rabbit? I don&#8217;t even understand why kids believe this. Even more why they aren&#8217;t petrified by it. I get Santa, at least he was based a little bit on real stories. But I don&#8217;t know a real story that a chocolate hiding bunny would be based on. Is there a truth behind the tail? <\/p>\n<p>I am the rotten egg to easter as Scoorge is to Christmas. Phewie. It is my least favorite holiday followed closely by Valentines but at least that has cinnoman hearts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t get this holiday! Okay I know the Christian belief, the cross, the tomb, the rising again. What I don&#8217;t get is the chocolate eggs, the bunny, egg hunt. Why does a man sized bunny sneek around leaving hidden chocolate eggs? I mean really? A giant rabbit? I don&#8217;t even understand why kids believe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=942"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":943,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/942\/revisions\/943"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}