{"id":985,"date":"2012-05-12T22:55:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-13T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=985"},"modified":"2012-05-12T23:05:14","modified_gmt":"2012-05-13T04:05:14","slug":"the-insanity-that-is-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"The insanity that is me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I have been doing a lot of things that make no sense, even to me. Here are a few of the recent ones. <\/p>\n<p>While making a pineapple daiquiri instead of pouring the vodka in the mixer I dumped it in to a dirty pot that was left on the stove from dinner. (I hadn&#8217;t drank anything yet.)<\/p>\n<p>When making cake icing I doubled one ingredient in the recipe (this wasn&#8217;t the same night as above comment).<\/p>\n<p>I was talking on my cell phone to someone while getting ready to go out. When I was almost ready to go I started looking for my phone. I got frustrated and huffed. I was asked by the friend what was wrong so I told her &#8220;I can&#8217;t find my pho&#8230;oh never mind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another time I loaded up the van and started it. Then I went back in to the house to get my keys to lock the house. After about 5 minutes I realized they were in the van. So I went to the van and left forgetting to lock the house. <\/p>\n<p>I swear I am loosing my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lately I have been doing a lot of things that make no sense, even to me. Here are a few of the recent ones. While making a pineapple daiquiri instead of pouring the vodka in the mixer I dumped it in to a dirty pot that was left on the stove from dinner. (I hadn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insanity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":987,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions\/987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mic.globaljunkdrawer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}